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'Greyhounds - Sexy & Safety' Calendar 2008
'Lad's Mag' style using a Health and Safety sexy and humerous theme
£5.75
(plus postage, packing and gift envelope)

2008 Greyhounds Sexy and Safety Calendar
(click image to enlarge)
View our 2007 calendar


Rukhsana with Jack and Amber
2008 calendar layout
click image for a larger view

Buy on-line or ring 015395 52394 to order by telephone
Print an order form:- in 'Word' format or in pdf format
Send a cheque made payable to 'J & S Stott' to Beech Hill House, Witherslack, Cumbria LA11 6R
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An ideal fun and cheeky gift for the bedroom and workshop to be enjoyed throughout the year.

'Greyhounds - Sexy & Safety' - this is a stunning and superior quality greyhound calendar with a difference. Made in the 'Lad's Mag' style it's ideal for the man in your life's bedroom, study, garage, factories and workshops.

The calendar contains original photographs taken by Stuart Stott using a ‘Health and Safety' theme. The pictures are taken to bring awareness of what may happen if health and safety issues are not taken into account during every day experiences. The pictures are shot with a sense of fun, contain no nudity and are sexy, amusing and to some perhaps a little risque. The pictures show the greyhounds as being the sensible ones and features Stuart and Jenny's own two Greyhounds along with some of the 54 greyhounds they've fostered for Greyhound Rescue since July 2004 - The profits from each calendar sold goes to Greyhound Rescue.


All the pictures from the calendar can be turned into prints and stretched canvases of various sizes.
Visit the prints page for a price guide then contact us to place your order.


Enquiries from online retailers, shops, greyhound rescue organisations and
greyhound stadiums etc. who wish to stock the calendars for resale are welcome - please contact us.


See also the 2008 'Just Greyhounds' & 'Greyhounds & Lifestyle' calendars
View the models
Main Pictures
Click pictures for a larger view
Calendar Comments
JANUARY

Rukhsana with Jack and Amber
Rukhsana with Jack and Amber
Highway Maintenance
with caption
"He's going to find out
I'm not a guide dog"

FEBRUARY

Yazmin with Monty
Yazmin with Monty
Nightclub Safety
with caption
"Watch your drink Yaz "

MARCH

Britney Lee with Lennie
Britney-Lee with Lennie
Alcoholic Beverages
with caption
"She's got class
when she's sober"


APRIL

Mel Rook with Tiger
Mel Rook with Tiger
Horse Riding
with caption
"She told us she
had riding experience"

MAY

Cassie with Jack
Cassie with Jack
Landing Gear
with caption
"What, no parachute"

JUNE

Yazmin with Indi
Yazmin with Indi
Riding Leathers
with caption
"Is this really the
right leather gear"


JULY

Samantha Dewhirst with Kanga
Samantha Dewhirst with Kanga
Rambling
with caption
"There's no way
I'm going in there"


AUGUST

Michelle and Cassie with Jack
Michelle Monroe and Cassie with Jack
Sunbathing
with caption
"Time to go girls"

SEPTEMBER

Sandie with Thunder
Sandie with Thunder
Walking Coastlines
with caption
"With a name like Sandie don't
you know about quicksand"


OCTOBER

Yrez with Charlie
Yrez with Charlie
The Right Tools
with caption
"Quick, someone call
health and safety"
NOVEMBER

Ayla with Toby
Ayla with Toby
Office Instructions
with caption
"She's not got the
hang of burning a CD"

DECEMBER

Michelle Monroe with Ruby
Michelle Monroe with Ruby
Inflamable Liquids
with caption
"She only needed a little brandy"

Supporting Pictures
(situated to the left of each month's calendar)
Click pictures for a large view
Michelle Monroe with Asher
Michelle Monroe with Asher

"Oh dear! She's nicking the
smoke alarm batteries again"

KazB with Jack and Tiger
Kaz B with Jack and Tiger

"Be careful of feeding
caged animals"

Sandie with Sonny
Sandie with Sonny

"I told her not to get
water up her exhaust"

Yrez with Charlie
Yrez with Charlie

"If that log splitter is turned
on she's going to have a
splitting headache"

Mel Rook with Sonny
Mel Rook with Sonny

"I prefer to use the gate"

Rukhsana with Jack
Rukhsana with Jack

"No matter what you think, you do need a buoyancy aid"

Mel Rook with Flash
Mel Rook with Flash

"Are you sure that water
is safe to swim in"

Michelle Hush with Indi
Michelle Hush with Indi

"Don't let your hair become part of the concrete "

Natalia with Bobby
Natalia with Bobby

"Don't let it run
over me Nat"

Samantha Dewhirst with Major
Samantha Dewhirst with Major

"That fork will turn you to
smoke as well as the toast"

Yazmin with Thunder
Yazmin with Thunder

"Take care! Those shoes
are the reason you are on
crutches in the first place"

Sandie with Bobby
Sandie with Bobby

"Don't forget to order
your 2009 calendar and
Happy Christmas"
Inside Front Cover

Jasmine Sinclair with Joe
Jasmine Sinclair with Joe
Breakdown Safety
with caption
"If you breakdown try not to
draw attention to yourself while
you wait for a recovery service"

Inside Front Cover

Sarah with Indi
Sarah with Indi
Safety Clothing
with caption
"Protective clothing in the building
industy. Don't you wish all builders
dressed like Sarah? No, maybe not"


Inside Front Cover

Jenny and Stuart Stott with friends
Jenny and Stuart Stott
with Bobby, Indi, Monty and Jack

Back Cover

Mel Rook with Tiger
Mel Rook with Tiger
Riding Gear
with caption
"I'm not going walkies
till she gets into her riding gear"

Each calendar contains information about greyhounds including facts about them, their history, racing and retirement. Profits from calendar sales go to Greyhound Rescue



Enquiries from online retailers, shops, greyhound rescue organisations and greyhound stadiums etc. who wish to stock the calendars are welcome - please contact us.



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